It’s Sexy (Wishes) Time!

I got tagged by the wonderful Froggyfor this meme of “Sexy Wishes” and figured it was the perfect cop-out for this thursday mornings post. Maaaaybe you’ll get a real post out of me later (because who are we kidding, I’ll need something to procrastinate with–the boss is out of town!) but for now you are stuck with this.

The rules:

1. Post three “sexy” wishes.
2. Link back to the tagger (done).

1. I have developed quite the crush/lusting infatuation with the Irish boy whom I’ve been talking to on a semi-regular basis (doesn’t help he’s in Australia right now, a full thirteen hours ahead of me) and the conversations have gotten extremely X-rated. X-Rated to the point where I need a cold shower nightly. (Yes, boys, girls need these too) My wish? For him to return to NYC so we can finish what we started a month ago and what we keep talking about. And so that I can maybe, just maybe, have good sex this year? Because I’m sick of crappy sex.

2. I want to find a guy who is not intimidated by my vibrator. I have one, its hot pink and works wonders and since I’ve only ever had the big “O” once during sex with a guy and that was a while ago, I will bring my little friend out sometimes during sex, if I’m comfortable with the guy. The Ex had an issue with it, the Forbidden loved it. Why are guys so intimidated by something thats just making their job easier?! It’s not like its better than they are (oh who am I kidding, its much better than some of the guys i’ve slept with), because I will never pass up dick in lieu of my vibrator but it certainly makes sex that much more fun.

3. While I am extremely confident when it comes to my skills in the bedroom, I wish I was more confident when it came to the outside-of-the-bedroom me. Most people are surprised by how sexual I am and how aggresive slash forward I can be when it comes to what I want out of a partner because I tend to come off as quiet, shy, bitchy, or standoffish (or all of the above). I know I have a lot to offer, besides just sex, but I have a hard time believing it when it comes down to the matter, especially after the string of bad luck I’ve had with guys over the past two years since breaking up with The Ex. (i’m about at the 2 year anni of that right now…weird!) Plus I may be outgoing to a degree, but I still have the shyness and reservations stewing over from when I was younger and its still hard to get past that!

4. Who wants JUST THREE? I’m breaking the rules and adding a fourth, inspired by Froggy herself! I wish I had a guy to buy sexy underwear for and who will appreciate all the sexy lingerie that are just hiding out in my drawer, not having been worn in like 2 years. Come on, someone wants to take advantage of this!

So I am going to tag…..whoever wants to do this because for me to do a meme, it has to be fun and well this one was! Happy thursday bitches!